Online Dating

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“Great personality.”  That’s code for “Fat.”  Either phrase tolls a death knell for anyone doing online dating.

Online dating: it’s a euphemism for, ‘opportunity to be someone you’re not in order to get someone you want’.  Problem is, if everyone is lying about themselves, how can anyone find Mr/Miss Right? Continue reading “Online Dating”

Mirror Mirror on the wall…

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Mirrors: I used to hate them.  Mirrors reveal what you don’t want to see, and when you’re significantly overweight, there’s a lot you don’t want to see.

At home, there are mirrors in the bath, bedroom and hallway to remind you how you look.  It’s your own personal carnival fun house, which isn’t fun at all.  And these mirrors aren’t distorted, making you look stretched or squatty or bulbous.  No, they provide a perfect reflection which is perfectly awful. Continue reading “Mirror Mirror on the wall…”